The Whale is a never depicted pet of Craig Benzine that lives in the whale tank. The whale loves bacon bits, ranch dressing, and is often accompanied by Michael Phelps. David Hasselhoff, along with his gleaming body, was known to be in the tank until Craig accidentally knocked his toaster into the whale tank and electrocuted him in "There's a Death at the End of This Video." Whale's tank leads to the ocean as revealed in the interactive video titled 'Cast Awaiter.'